Thanks to *all* of you for your selfless help ... the reason I thought this community existed. I love how one of you took a cheap shot, without taking time to use their atrophied brain, and then almost everyone else piled on. Ah, humanity at its finest. Reminds me of the 1940s.

Thankfully I got intelligent help elsewhere, so I'll crawl back into the hole I've occupied since the last editor was run out of town, and stay there. Keeping with what seems to be the new ethos around here I'll keep the solution to myself.

Clearly this place and all of you are a waste of time, space and oxygen. I'll miss all my badges, flair and other bling.